Monday, 11 August 2008

Insane-itary

On the subject of toes , don't ask me how , actually wait someone told me they read about these in a magazine so I decided to look it up because I didn't believe for a second that someone would actually do this. Right, WHY IN FUCKS NAME would you want instructions on how to make slippers out of sanitary towels? I can just imagine some old snotty bored housewife sitting there getting all happy about her self making these. I mean sticking a couple snowmen and a bow on them doesn't make them any better!! But come on if you really DONT want to buy slippers, then just wear 4 pairs of socks. Done. 

55 comments:

The Tasha Allen Movement said...

oh.
Thats Nasty.
T

portman65 said...

Well look at the bright side you'll be all set if your toe starts bleeding..lol;-)

Unknown said...

Back in 1995 my neighbor's son (7 yr old) didn't know what cotex were and found some in his house, he was the only boy of 6 sisters and they never told him so he took them thinking they were for the feet and I remember him coming outside of his house walking on them. The sticky side pasted under the feet. It was the funniest thing. That said, these slippers were invented back then. jajaja

Jazmyne said...

ew.

LadySov said...

At least there not used.

Jazmyne said...

true

The Beej said...

i'd rather put my feet in a vagina

portman65 said...

Well if you wanted them in red instead of white you could make them with used one..lol :-O ewww

LadySov said...

Thats just WRONNNG

Anonymous said...

okay some people truly have far too much time on there hands WTF????

portman65 said...

lol..sorry couldn't help it.:-)

Jazmyne said...

wow ppl are... interesting....[it's funny^_^]

LadySov said...

The funny thing is... Ive just started this blog yeah... lol and the first thing you see is two posts on feet.
what people must be thinking , I dunno.

portman65 said...

Ya is the whole blog going to be about body parts cause if it is I have a few suggestions about topics..lol ;-)

GIJING said...

pretty hilarious from here ha ha keep us all guessing SOV

LadySov said...

No..... Thats it..... Although I could show you a pretty bad scar on my leg?!?! lol... no....
dont worry... Ima be posting whatever the fuck on here though.
And erm...... keep an ear out for new music in the comming weeeks... ;)

portman65 said...

Can't wait for new stuff from the ess ohh vee.:-)

portman65 said...

when you do start dropping new stuff where are we going to find it 1st..myspace?

Unknown said...

All I could think of is the European off Euro Trip in the Train Scene - "What? It's cozy"

Shout out to Martha Stewart on this one.

Jazmyne said...

yea martha stewart would think of that...

Anonymous said...

chicks in jail were telling me about them when i was locked up. it's a jailhouse thing.

Unknown said...

i love this shit. lol

Andi said...

hahaha oh my goodness people come up with the oddest things.

The Human Genome said...

By the way, I just though you should know, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Until then, check out my blog, yo.

Windy said...

This was great to see while dealing with morning sickness... and the comments didn't make it any better. Thanks... really... *runs to throw up*

Taylor said...

Oh what the hell. People will make anything into clothing nowadays...

Though if you cut one of those up it might be good for your toe lol

--carpenoctem

Andrizzel said...

You should make a song about this whole incident. It will be called...
-An Ode to a Fucked Up Toe-

it'll go a little like this...

I was walking down the street a minding my own business

then after i kicked a bottle things got quite serious

As I kicked the bottle as hard as i could

i realized, this idea is no good!

By then it was to late, my toe was impaled

I fell on the ground and wailed and wailed!!!

But things got better after i posted my blog

My good friend Andrizzel came out of the fog,
thank god.




:}


through in some boyakashas and it's golden

Taylor said...

I approve the above post. And as long as we're throwing words at sov here, im gonna say peek at the words at the end of my last post lol

Anonymous said...

My gawd Lady Sov,

You're right that is disgusting. LIke you say in "Love Me or Hate Me": "I got hairy armpits but I don't walk around like this." I would never walk in shoes made of pads [what we call them in America.] UGH

Love your music!

-Joey

Justin Kreutzmann said...

going toe 2 toe... didn't know anyone blogged anymore. too cool. keep going with the tunes. I'm American but I first heard you while living in the UK.

justin

Anonymous said...

Yea this is pretty nasty..I mean slippers don't cost that much to where you have to go make home made ones..but hey do what you do I guess. lol

MAnFisT said...

its my dream love
unreal passtime ha
www.myspace.com/anal4u

Patch said...

Sov, u want a layout for the blog? Hit me up. Emails on the right side hidden amongst a slew of new ads. Gotta make money somehow!

Anonymous said...

old people would tell you about stories of when they wore those fuckin things as earmuffs or baindaids..eww gross...

i dont understand why they make those maxi things like 48939276 feet long anyway...???!!??? are peoples privates really that HUGE? lmao ewww...
anyways..cute maxi slippers..the ribbons really make them nice..who the hell made those? LOL

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Aeval said...

ugh that's just disgusting. I googled it just to be sure it wasnt a joke and ... it's not. They even said they'd be a "nice gift". gross.

http://www.craftsayings.com/projects/gag_gifts/padded_slippers/index.shtml

see for yourself.

waldolc said...

Menstrual pads have been mentioned as early as the 10th century, in the Suda, where Hypatia, who lived in the 4th century AD, was said to have thrown her "feminine rags" at an admirer in an attempt to turn him off. This is the same thing. Only with snowmen.

Adoresixtyfour said...

I can't get over the festive red bows...

LadySov said...

lmao@ feminine rags

Anonymous said...

being on the "rag" already sucks, so these "rag" slipppers just make it worse. who wants to be bloody scary even worse???? LMAO what next? boots made out of "rubbers"(condoms)??!! LOL LMAO

sydvicious said...

Thats disgusting! How bored can you forreal get!

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Anonymous said...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/57/174059717_25dd795621.jpg?v=0

look at these...they actually took their time too..toot too funny..LMAO

Anonymous said...

used ones would be wrong...but you can send those to your enemies..lmao

LadySov said...

jokes gone too far now. dont rinse it

Anonymous said...

k sorry.... so how are you sov? :)

COKIE said...

lmao...what kind of stuff do us women talk about...lmao

COKIE said...

i would use them, they look comfy....NOT!!!!

tokyoneon said...

these are even better than those big condom hats!

creative title by the way, you never cease to impress me with your wit. =]

Anonymous said...

can't people stop making things from condoms and fem rags? thats where stayfree and always and trojan come in...you know? They make condoms and fem rags...why slippers and hats???? geez....lol

COKIE said...

true....but some people have no life and need something to enjoy...:) its funny to us but enjoyment to them...lol...:)

Dead Letter Boy said...

I'm mostly amused by the idiotic decorations tacked on there. The sanitary napkin thing doesn't bother me as much, but snowmen are just one step too far.

MissDaisy said...

Oh my gosh..thats too funny..but what happens to the paper that peels off on the bottom??? Lol do they leave it on and it sticks to the floor? too funny

MissDaisy said...

are you on tis thing blog Lady Sovereign?

Diamond said...

you must have been super bored
but i would did something like that too if i was bored.